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Angler Finally Catches Legendary Fly Fish
After hundreds of years of attempts by fishermen around the world, a group of fishermen outside of Dillon, Montana report that local angler Geoff Wilson has finally caught the legendary fly fish. “I knew it was a special hook when I latched onto it,” said Wilson, still bewildered from the experience, “We fought for a…
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Nation’s Deer Excited to Escape into Idyllic Human Civilization this Summer
After months of being cooped up in their everyday life for so long, the nation’s deer are reportedly excited to begin venturing out in the wonders of human civilization this summer. Officials are expecting a record number of the wild ungulates escaping the doldrums of deer life to experience the wide open spaces that humans…
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Local Man Celebrated for Spending $100,000 to Climb Mt Everest
SEATTLE — Upon his return from a successful trip in the Himalayas, locals on Sunday celebrated Charlie Baker’s great accomplishment of spending $100,000 to climb Mt. Everest. Baker, an investment banker in Seattle, found the experience of spending the equivalent of a middle class annual salary for the opportunity to scale Everest to be incredibly rewarding. “It…
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Removal of Yellowstone Tourists Force Buffalo to Maul Other Creatures
Unprecedented flash flooding has forced officials to remove all tourists from Yellowstone National Park this week due to safety concerns to the public. However, ecologists within the park have begun to report unusual activity of the park’s buffalo population mauling other park wildlife in the sudden absence of tourists trying to approach and pet them.…
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